The Dirty Dozen

Hey there Mr./Mrs./Miss/Ambassador Wanna-Be-Green!
Have you been considering jumping on the "clean the earth" bandwagon but have on idea how to start? Well, there is a list that has been compiled to help you ensure a quick and cheap switch from the dirty lifestyle of western civilization into a more sane and clean way of life. Don't worry these option's are low in cost and are not complicated at all.
Some of the changes include:

• Styrofoam - Forget it
  
• Plastic Food Containers with Bisphenol-A
• Tropical Hardwoods
• Aluminum in Cosmetics
• Incandescent Lightbulbs - Come on people even Wal-Mart is doing it
• Petroleum based fabric sheets and laundry detergent
• Overpackaged Goods
• Paper Towels and Napkins
• Plastic Utensils
• Disposable Batteries
• Commercial Insecticides
• Household Cleaners

You can read more in depth about each of the dirty dozen over at Lighter Footstep.
Get green!

Get your lighters ready!

Usually I can think of something witty to say about a news article... Something that can lighten the mood, even with how dark it seems to get now-a-days. But this article is too serious, it is too scary for the adults and youth of this country.

"Frequent tours for U.S. forces in Iraq and Afghanistan have stressed the all-volunteer force and made it worth considering a return to a military draft, President Bush's new war adviser said Friday."(NYTIMES)

A draft... A freaking draft.

Ok. Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute, let me get this straight.
You are saying, and I quote:

"I think it makes sense to certainly consider it,"(NYTIMES)

Yes, It makes perfectly good sense. Let's start a draft, since it was so popular to begin with, to make sure we make some progress in this war. Let's start our youth off young hating the government. Let's start this new generation off on a great note by taking their brothers, sisters, mothers, and fathers away from them forcefully(Like you know any other way) and tell them it's for the "greater good". You complain about the lack of support for YOUR war now? If you are serious that this "makes sense to certainly consider it" then you are in for it. Shine up your riot gear.

"And I can tell you, this has always been an option on the table. But ultimately, this is a policy matter between meeting the demands for the nation's security by one means or another"(NYTIMES)

And there is the fascist tactic of "one way or the other". The old we will continue OUR agenda if it means destroying your families. We are your government, we love our people... but we love our money and our power much...MUCH more.
I don't know how anyone can sit there and not cringe at that statement. The evil just radiates off of it. "Meeting the demands for the nation's security by one means or another."
Which is our government saying "Well if this normal war thing doesn't work out, then we'll ship off anyone of age(that of course isn't rich, and isn't related to anyone in power) and health to fix the problem. If that doesn't fix it, then we may have to take another drastic approach... another option that's on the table.
I know, I know. The link talks about Iran, but that isn't the point of why I brought it up. I brought it up because not only did our President mention this option being a viable "solution" to the war,(please correct me if I'm wrong) but I can't recall a mainstream candidate(besides Obama, who in turn is taking crap from Clinton about it) who didn't respond the same way.
"All Options are on the Table."


Well to all the Suit-wearing-Oil-Drinking-Money-Grubbers... If all your options remain on the table... And if your choice is anything BUT "Fix Our Own Problems"... Then like I said before.... Shine up your riot gear.

Confused Man Circumvents Airport Security

Chalk another one up for "national security" and the billions of dollars being put into keeping us "safer". According to CNN "A man allegedly circumvented security Friday at Charlotte-Douglas International Airport in Charlotte, North Carolina".
They have no idea whether the man had ill intent after his stealthy stroll right past security on Concourse C of the airport, but they obviously can't take any chances. The man passed through security at around 8 am and security then shut the concourse down to conduct a search of it and the planes.
This is the quote from forbes.com "Officials shut down Concourse C to conduct a search, but were not immediately able to locate him." Then they go on in the very next sentence to say "Allen said officials are searching about a half-dozen planes, but 10 others left before officials were able to search the flights."
TSA wasn't able to immediately find him...nor were they able to find him 5 minutes after that... or after that. So they are searching each plane.. hoping to find him but the man must be a crazy ninja guy... because he was not able to be found before a few planes took off... Solution? Reverse screen the planes when they land... WHEN THEY LAND... Holy... Mother... Fuc... You know what... I'll let you do the swearing for me.
Props to you Mr. "Got-Confused-and-Dodged-Homeland-Security" Guy. They should have a bud light commercial on the radio for you.


Man, I am so happy for our tightened homeland security. I mean we slow lines down to the point where you have to get there hours early so the line doesn't make you late for your plane... Which was a good tactic (and obviously a Bush one). Let's make the line unbearable for people, so only those really hell bent on getting on a plane will wait. If any "bad guys" get to the front of the line we will spank them on the hand and send them to Guantanamo Bay so they can be prosecuted for masturbating alone in their jail cell. Oh and by the way... There is no evidence that they were seen IN PERSON... This sick son of a bitch that is pressing charges was WATCHING ON CAMERA... ON CAMERA.... Ugh, God bless America...with a hurricane.





Oh and for all you people who just love our law enforcers.... Because police officer if just a marshmallow term for a group of fascists. Bitch to me about the good ones... then watch this bull shit.